A school with one of the most kick ass Greek Life systems ever. Not for the faint of heart.

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Located in Happy Valley, this small town has a big campus. The students are more than half the population when school is in session and the town is the third largest in PA when it is a football weekend. Don't forget to stop by the creamery, Lion Shrine and say hey to Joe Pa who walks campus every day. We can study, party and drink with the best of them, we just know how to do them all without overloading.

"We cannot rank Penn State University against other schools in the party category because we feel it is unfair to rank professionals against amateurs" -Playboy

WE ARE PENN STATE!

The greatest college ever!
Best parties, hottest girls, school spirit. What else could you ask for?

To take advantage of, sexually, and to have it go unreported afterwards

It's the condition after one has been Sanduskied

A college in Pennsylvania where Jerry Sandusky, a former Defense Coach for Penn State Football and long time kid fucker with multiple victims, was allowed to wonder aimlessly around campus and without punishment, shame by his working peers or report to the police of any kind regarding his pedophilia fiendish ways, even after being sited first hand in a shower naked behind a ten year old boy.