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A game enjoyed by many pole-fancies. Most popular from 1900-1920. The exact rules remain a mystery. It is believed to be very similar to Dandyballs and Legs-a-spread.
Oh sonny those were crazy times! My friends and I played dandyballs and legs-a-spread and Penisbutt!
by toethumb July 13, 2010
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Indicating that there is a penis sprouting from one's butt - this word almost always has a negative connotation to it.
by Lee S. December 17, 2003
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Generic insult. Doesn't usually mean anything sexual, regardless of the name.
Popular in grade-schools.
You told on us? You penisbutt.
by bucketmouse September 11, 2003
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the only appropriate thing to say when there is nothing else to say.
-No one loves me.
-...
-Are you not going to say anything?
-Penis butt?
by largepenisinasshole November 03, 2019
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There are three real definitions of a penisbutt

1. the view of a penis from underneath where u can see the line separating each ball which results in a butt-like structure. hence the name penisbutt

2. a penis on upside down

3. some who acts like they walk around with a penis up there butt
1. Man, i was looking at my boyfriends penisbutt last night it was so hawt!

2. I heard that guy was born with a penisbutt.

3. Omfg that bitch is such a penisbutt
by craydah January 15, 2011
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one of those little chocolate swiss roles.
guy 1: hey can you pass me that penisbutt
guy 2: yh man
by cheeky fishfinger November 30, 2016
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