When your having sex with a girl then she shits on your penis
Hey i just got a shitty penis
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by i am e February 4, 2021
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Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"

Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
by Dunder muffin November 30, 2019
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A super penis is a legendary item in real life bequeathed only to the legendary harness wearer Jaxson
Omg I heard Jaxson had a Super penis
by NoCappa November 22, 2021
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When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom
I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night
by Carlose spicy Weinner January 22, 2017
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a man who has a shrew penis
that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
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A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.
Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!
by i eat rich ppl January 2, 2021
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Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.
I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.
by Charles Reed March 31, 2018
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