Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.
by BattyMassive September 17, 2019
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A penis that is typically 5 times larger than a normal penis. Commonly 12Yr old brag about this.
My deluxe penis is so delicious.
by That guy named thoooomas October 26, 2017
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a small stunted ugly penis like bruce harnet
you devil penis
by toby f May 20, 2016
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Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.
by Rossman08 August 23, 2021
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Dylan’s penis is ridiculously small. He befuddles everyone who sees it. An absolute shrimp and a mood killer to any girl who sees.
What’s smaller then small can get. Dylan’s Penis
by J.J Hall June 14, 2022
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When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.
M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.
by Valerie dumber arch April 21, 2016
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