Puss Penis

Having a pimple on your penis

"Hey man why do you always spend so much time in the bathroom"
"Oh sorry, I've just got a Puss Penis

by Aj3900 February 15, 2017

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

by ChewDiePie September 7, 2016

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Perma Penis

Also known as Micro Penis. Perma as in permafrost. Your penis gets smaller in the cold.

I have perma penis in the winter.

by Moronhead November 18, 2020

Penis Factory

When there is a thick girl who sucks everyones penis.

Wow Isabel is a penis factory!

by Fuck class of 2024 June 22, 2019

penis balls in my vagina

when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.

guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”

by p3nIs balls May 16, 2021

Lesbian Penis

A lesbian’s fingers

My girlfriend used her Lesbian Penis on me

by Obeth July 11, 2022