Pronunciation: pee-nis
Part of speech: noun
Def: External part of the male genitalia; reproductive part of a male's body; shape of a cylinder with a head; sometimes circumsised; come in all sizes; much fun to play with
Gosh...don't you just really want a penis once in a while?
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1. A straight mans best bud.
2. A gay mans dinner.
3. A fat girls dream.
4. Your lemondame dispenser.
5. The baby batter factory.
6. What made every man, and women on Earth.
7. Cousin, and mentor of the testicles.
Sarah: Ladies first, sir!
Dan: Excuse me miss bitch, this and several other penises made you.
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A male organ that produces seman sperm and urin piss
1) I shot my seman in that girls face! WITH MY PENIS!

2) I have to go take a piss! WITH MY PENIS!
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A thing that all guys have, (i hope)
Also what the guys have sex with.
Penis, what a thing to have, what a grand thing to share.
by Brittany February 06, 2004
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