Urban Dictionary: Penis

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Penis

mine is small

Penis is fine

by Rikidiki February 21, 2020

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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

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Penis

An underdeveloped third leg between your two fully developed legs that only males have

Kenneth: hey, Chris... what’s a penis?
chris: Bruh don’t ask me cause idk
Noosha: Fellas it’s obviously the underdeveloped third leg between your fully developed legs

by JumboJuice69420 July 31, 2019

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penis

the thing that justin bieber doesnt have

haha he doesnt have a penis

by helloim345 June 21, 2010

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Penis

by Emi Mac Donald November 22, 2018

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Penis

A male genital that you wish was longer.

How long is your penis?

by TheDanqShanq May 09, 2019

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penis

Contraction for pen is.

The penis mightier than the sword.

by Ben Clintonized February 12, 2004

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