Urban Dictionary: Penis wrinkle

affectionate slang for anyone who doesn't bow down before MY wonder cock.

bow down before me you penis wrinkle

by Lone Star October 16, 2006

a loooooong wiiiide wrinkle on youe johnson

an in sult or a malfuntoin of the male reprodutoin organ.

josh said....."look me in the eyes and keep a straight face".......penis wrinkle!

by kyle March 22, 2005

A way to insult someone by degrading their penis.

Peniswrinkle peniswrinkle everywhere!
Even down your underwear!
It's here, there, everywhere,
and sometimes it's hiding out.... RIGHT THERE!

by Julay May 14, 2005

a gay man himself; or an obviously unclean wrinkle on a man's penis, most likely that of a gay man.

Look at that gay dude touching himself..so gross..he's a crap filled penis wrinkle.

by Pickles1 September 24, 2009

a person that has no balls to commit to a relationship. henceforth, there are no balls in the scrotum, so it is just a wrinkle.

“he led you on too long. he’s such a penis wrinkle. if he can’t commit, there’s no point.”

someone who isn't quite a dick but is still a huge ass hole.

"hey joey have you heard of that new kid?"
"yeah man i heard he is huge penis wrinkle!"

by beccakarp March 30, 2014