Urban Dictionary: Penis poo

The poo smeared onto the penis after anal sexing.

So dude, I pulled out after poking her fart box and there was penis poo residue all over me member. So naturally I had her lick it off.

by JewyMcJewJew777 September 16, 2015

by sukebe January 27, 2004

Poo that comes out of your penis.

I went to take a poo...then something went terribly wrong and Penis Poo happened.

by AyyJ March 06, 2009

Someone in possession of remarkably unpleasant qualities. Someone who you wish to smack repeatedly.

Bleh, he's such a penis poo. He wore high-nylon-content plaid and drank from urinals.

by Steph January 25, 2004

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018

When specifically fat African American shits on his own genitals.

Bob: Something stinks in here.
Mike: Sorry fam, did a fat nigga poo penis earlier.

by soupmaster 69 May 11, 2020