When someone is such a dick head that the only logical explanation for their dickheadedness is that they have penis for eyes. Also abbreviated to penis4eyes
(can be substituted with names of other funny body parts)
(Guy 1) Crikey look at that butt fucking fag wearing the Totti shirt thinking he's Italian and pretending to be cool
(Guy 2) Yeah what a penis for eyes!

(Guy 1) Look at the guys wopping forehead.
(Guy 2) More like a Penis 4 head
by TheGOATzor July 10, 2008
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The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.
Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!
by Lulu Thompson December 10, 2007
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The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target appears.
Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."

Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men here have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!"
by Lulu Thompson November 13, 2007
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The rare genetic dissorder in which the ocular orifi are occupied by peni, instead of eyes.
Gross that kid is leaking from his penis eyes.
Yeah yesteday he turned around and whacked me with his penis eyes.
by Narvie September 23, 2005
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1. An insult, similar to fuckface or dickfuck
2. A medical condition - a male sex organ (penis) grows behind the occular lens, thus replacing the eyeball with a penis.
1. Sopton, you're such a penis eye

2. Herbert had to get an operation to fix his penis eye
by Jackson Keighley August 17, 2005
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