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The real name of billionaire entrepreneur, internet mogul, and creator of the defunct website "beersinthewater.com". Penis Yeltsin is known for his numerous business ventures including the famous Myrtle beach banana boat rides. Although famous he has been attributed to an infamous scandal involving one of his employees during a weekend trip to Myrtle beach, but as of now no charges have ever been filed.
"Shut up Boris Yeltsin!"

"...You're Penis Yeltsin!"
by ButtholeJerry October 04, 2019
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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