The penis seed is a mythical item in which a female can place in her vagina to grow a penis. As of now it does not really exist, but maybe with all these new technological advancements in the world of science, the penis seed could become a real item on your list of things to get at wal mart!

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

penis seeds are seeds you plant inside your vagina so you grow a dick