Urban Dictionary: Penis Cracker

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by AYB March 29, 2003

Jul 2 Word of the Day

Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009

Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.

"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)

i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.

by Angel March 28, 2003

It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

When your man-hood is a right angled.

Hey you know Doug Danger has a penis cracker. That's if he had a penis to bend

by Doug Danger March 28, 2003