Urban Dictionary: Penis Cracker

A Feminist or lesbian.

by AYB March 29, 2003

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Extremely dangerous female.
or
Extremely horny female.

"Be carefull with her. She a real penis cracker."

by Stefan Degeest May 18, 2003

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an extremely tasty cracker with a penis on top. (usually not bitten, suck it, then eat the cum filled cracker)

i had a delicious Penis Cracker last night.

by Angel March 28, 2003

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It's a PC!

"Wanna play on my PC?"
"No thank you, I don't want my erection snapped."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

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When your man-hood is a right angled.

Hey you know Doug Danger has a penis cracker. That's if he had a penis to bend

by Doug Danger March 28, 2003

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Privileged Penis Cracker

A derogatory term used to describe a Caucasian male.

"If liberals ruled the world, white men would be renamed to 'Privileged Penis Cracker'."

by Pencil_Head February 19, 2019

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