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a concoction extracted from the sweat of the human male nerds ball sack, donkey cum, wombat dingleberries and Habanero pepper used to prepare the reeds of the Bassoon and Trumpet mouthpieces.
My friend Jonny B. always mixes a fresh batch of Penis Brine prior to playing his Trumpet or Bassoon with his friends from Upstate New York or California.
by I <3 Pinatas January 19, 2011
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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