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Small legless invertebrate parasites that occupy the inside of an unclean penile cavity.
I was really in love with Larry. He had such a nice cock and the sex was great. But when those maggot-like penile worms crawled out of his pee-hole, I called it quits pronto. How gross!
by Reguiba November 04, 2010
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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