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Two men fighting with their penises. The winner is determined by whoever's penis is still functional after six rounds of jousting.
"Ross beat Ian in penile jousting yesterday."
"I had twenty on Ian. :("
by Adam the Mighty February 24, 2004
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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