by chelseaaaaaaaaaa December 26, 2014
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
by Xeresblue July 06, 2005
A word made up by people uneducated in the ways of etymology. NOT THE PLURAL OF PENIS.
The rule with aplural form with an I is derived from latin and is only applicable when the word ends in -US, and has no relevance whatsoever when the word ends in -IS.
When a word ends in -IS, the correct plural form is, in fact, -ISES.
The rule with aplural form with an I is derived from latin and is only applicable when the word ends in -US, and has no relevance whatsoever when the word ends in -IS.
When a word ends in -IS, the correct plural form is, in fact, -ISES.
(US-I)
The Octopus was languid.
The Octopi were languid.
The radius was 5cm long.
The radii were both of the same length.
The Hippopotamus was huge.
All the hippopotami were huge.
(IS-ISES)
Within most species the penis is used for reproduction.
The correct plural or penis is penises, not penii.
The White Ibis is my favourite of all the Ibises.
The Octopus was languid.
The Octopi were languid.
The radius was 5cm long.
The radii were both of the same length.
The Hippopotamus was huge.
All the hippopotami were huge.
(IS-ISES)
Within most species the penis is used for reproduction.
The correct plural or penis is penises, not penii.
The White Ibis is my favourite of all the Ibises.
by odakahitoshi May 29, 2006
People for the Extermination of Non-Important Insect Species
This party strongly opposes the existence of non-important insect Species, as well as PETA's attempt to sue President Obama's "public execution of a fly," claiming that flies are a non-important insect
This party strongly opposes the existence of non-important insect Species, as well as PETA's attempt to sue President Obama's "public execution of a fly," claiming that flies are a non-important insect
by PossumCuber December 07, 2009
A false plural for "penis" made up by the same smug pseudo-intellectual dorks who say "boxen" and "ignorami" and "virii". Also, most of them wear suspenders use UNIX (variants of which they call *NIXen).
Guy 1: "Some ignorami stuck their penii in my Linux boxen and now they're borken! This is worse than Winblows boxen with all their virii!"
Passer-by: "Who are you talking to?"
Passer-by: "Who are you talking to?"
by Adam Polibus January 26, 2007
One penis is a party, but two penii is just over doing it.
Having two penii is not quite the social norm.
Having two penii is not quite the social norm.
by Hitokiri Tenrai May 02, 2004
Jun 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

