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Noun: A penid is a class of lifeform resembling the genitalia of a human male. A highly phallic creature. Latin: penidae.
Hagfish, fat inkeeper worms and sea cucumbers are all members of the penid family.
by whatisbestinlife July 28, 2011
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
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when a man's penis is far too long for his body; in fact, most times it is as long as his arms. combined. and his knee caps. yes.
he is a penid.
by shmoop November 10, 2003
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