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1. To tell someone that you're lazy and consider it a valid excuse for anything you don't feel like doing.

2. To sit on a big purple chicken and think it's cool.

3. A type of Salami
Xykon: Hey Gril, let's invite Peng to astranaar with us.
Grilthnak: Okay I'll ask.
Grilthnak: Aw he penguintamered me!


Look at that ugly orc penguintamering over there!


This Penguintamer tastes like ass! I want a refund!
by bloopitybloopers October 29, 2008
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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(N) One who sexually molests Penguins, and pretends that it's simply taming them. Has shenanigans with large cats and scorpions. Avoid at all costs.
"I saw a Penguintamer on the news last night"

"I hope he gets capital punishment!"
by Grilthnak March 05, 2009
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