The act of clentching your ass cheeks together and taking short steps while waddling to avoid anal leakage, or to prevent further blowouts.
Upon waking up after a long night of drinking I had to do the penguine shuffle all the way to the bathroom so I didnt shit my pants.
by super special E March 13, 2010
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When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.
Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!
by servoisgod September 27, 2008
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The penguin shuffle is that walk of shame from your bed to the bathroom after ejaculating on pubes and belly whilst trying to not drop any.
My bro caught me doing the penguin shuffle to the bathroom, so awkward man!
by pacmanboy March 11, 2020
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