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The sexual act of taping four fingers (excluding the thumb) together and fingering your partner. This is totally orgasmic and is not limited to the vagina.Gay guys can do it too!
Bill: Dude, I totally penguin beaked my girlfriend last night!
Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?
Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.
Jake: Isn't that like, illegal?
Bill: Probably, but it's fucking awesome. The only issue I had was getting the tape glue and cum off my fingers.
by Sir Charles Winifred the 3rd. May 25, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018