railing a girl so hard in the va-jj or the tail pipe that she waddles out of the room like a penguin would

noun, a penis that does not hang lower than the bottom of the scrotum. it is incredibly embarrising.

To be extremely stoned and beyond the point of greening out you get pengued. To walk around waddling like a penguin like pengu. This can also mean swaying back and forth like a palm tree whilst standing.

A kids show about a penguin made of clay, who gets smacked around by his parents and beats the shit outa his friends by chucking showballs at their clay faces.
He commonly uses the phrase "Meep, meep"

When someones penis does not hang lower than there scrote (small dicked person) usually an ass and on the swimming and diving team, because they are somehow proud of their PADDED dick.

A male who is short, and asks many pointless questions.

Just the perfect guy and btw he's single and ready to mingle (prolly not actually) anyway he has a chiseled jaw line abs and looks just poggers