Urban Dictionary: Penged

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To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.

I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.

by Johnny 1 Ball January 05, 2011

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Penged

Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.

Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.

by Mr Pacman June 11, 2010

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Penged

to be heavily under the influence of cannabis

dude im so penged.

by G*R33N July 09, 2011

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Penged

(Verb)
To get spooped by a penquin walking by your house at 3am.

Joe was Penged last night, he cried for hours on end.

by rexian February 27, 2020

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