Getting ridiculously drunk.

Usually caused by cheap alcoholic beverages, depending on what you can afford.

Mole-like appearance, usually due to small beady eyes, glasses, and little pot-belly. Tends to develop in quiz geeks. Likely to have names like Oliver and Richard.

Penfolding is the act of having biting a partners penis during fellatio. This can only truly be appreciated in the outside setting.

The coolest cunt you'll ever come across.

an absolute baller rich prick that gets every girl wet except the one he likes!

An insult to someone. Calling someone “Penfold” is basically calling them a little gay leprechaun that has a short or no fuse at all. Typically someone from tasmania.

A solitary, solid turf floating around in a church font.