if you see a brown snake, you eat its pet blue named klunkasouruspelpel. this is a perfect example of a penelope.
penelope - an asian eats your pet dog named whatuphomeslicedigereedoofaggotmangoplutocrabfourleftupdownrightgreenblueupleftBLUE!ralph'speepeeholemonkeymat. ALL HAIL THE RALPH!!!
by ripjohndimitru/ralphpen November 29, 2018
the most beautiful girl in the world. she loves all of her dirty chicken nuggets, and is so sweet and caring. definitely going to be the best big sister to her twin siblings Balcom Blye and Levy Larr
by bramfam November 29, 2018
The name of Penny’s avatar/character on the online multiplayer game "Age Of Conan" set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian.
Penny: (To Leonard) Uh, Queen Penelope AFK. What?... get to the point, I’m about to level up here.
Penny: Okay boys, Queen Penelope’s back online.
Me: (furious) “Ooh my brother’s done it. Forget furious, I’m go all Queen Penelope on him!”
You: “Queen Penelope?”
Me: ....
You: “You’re watching too much Big Bang Theory!”
Penny: Okay boys, Queen Penelope’s back online.
Me: (furious) “Ooh my brother’s done it. Forget furious, I’m go all Queen Penelope on him!”
You: “Queen Penelope?”
Me: ....
You: “You’re watching too much Big Bang Theory!”
by PurpleOrchid85 August 24, 2010
Camille Penelope is a witty and funny person who is a great person to have as a friend or as a girlfriend. She tends to be overconfident and cocky but this is overridden with her charm and good looks. She always brings unique attributes to the friend group she is placed with.
by Lovelifedefinitions8978 August 12, 2017
The cutest hentai girl I have ever known. Gives you a wild blowjob after sniffing cocaine in the game sex bunny sim after you find her keys for her.
Noun: Penelope McSlut was so great last night she sniffed some coke and then sucked my dick so good just because I found her keys for her.
by siandog123 December 11, 2015
A Spanish woman with the face of a moth and the voice of a chipmonk.
Tom Cruise pays her to date him so people wont find out that he's gay.
Tom Cruise pays her to date him so people wont find out that he's gay.
Billy: Hey Wendy do you wanna go see that Penelope Cruz movie tonight?
Wendy: No, Billy, I'm scared of moths.
Wendy: No, Billy, I'm scared of moths.
by tantypig June 12, 2004
1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word
2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband
3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast
4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband
3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast
4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent
by Anonymous August 02, 2003