A penaldog refers to the average retarded Ronaldo fanboy (also known as penaldo) who doesn't know anything about football except "Ronaldo goat, Pessi bottler". These people are often under 13 years of age and are already a menace to society, they make up about 70% of the Ronaldo fanbase sadly.
1. As a penaldog I have to say Pessi only scores against Eibar so that I can get attention.
2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅
3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.
2. I feel like a penaldog after going five months without watching football and only watching the scores😅
3. I had 40 in an iq test but I'm glad because at least I am more intelligent than penaldogs.
by High IQ football fan June 03, 2021
Penaldog (noun) :
Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : Copa America is Easy, Nations League is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Cristiano Ronaldo (a.k.a. Penaldo) is the greatest footballer of all time.
They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Penaldo is better than Messi.
Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : Copa America is Easy, Nations League is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Cristiano Ronaldo (a.k.a. Penaldo) is the greatest footballer of all time.
They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Penaldo is better than Messi.
Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
"What is a brain, dad?"
"No idea, son. We are Penaldog"
My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a Penaldog.
"No idea, son. We are Penaldog"
My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a Penaldog.
by Cagliariman August 04, 2021