A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
No 7 has been missing the entire match.

Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
by KwekuSika April 30, 2021
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A statpadder from Juventus known for his diving and penalty scoring skills, Cristiano Penaldo.

he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
"I'm Penaldo, I like to score penalties and tapin against Lithuania, Andorra, Udinese, etc."
by Lithuania man February 26, 2021
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Man who wait Penalty to score on party

I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals
Brother CR7 scored again from the penalty spot in his total goal, we have 40% penalty. Yes it really deserves its name penaldo
by Dataing July 24, 2020
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A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg
Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi
by John Koraski August 25, 2020
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One of the biggest fraud in football history
Who is originally from Africa but plays for Portugal and currently and single handedly ruining Juventus
He's fond of scoring penalty

He has played 44 free kicks without on target
Hey Dad did penaldo do as usual today
Yh he score penalty again
by Dhrey June 16, 2021
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A name to describe the worst and most shameless footballer in history Pisstiano Penaldo. The term spawned out of his incessant need to score penalties in order to conceal his lack of footballing merit. His love for pens is so immense that he often flops like a fish in order to receive them after going missing the whole match. He can currently be found living inside the Penalty box of the Allianz Stadium in Turin.
"Penaldo was nowhere to be seen on the pitch until he got tripped by a ghost and won a penalty"

"Did you hear about that newly discovered country Latvia?, Penaldo scored a pen against them last night"
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