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Hey, did you see Penaldo kick another penalty goal today? That makes 10 penalty kicks in the last 10 games. He ought to marry Dive Maria, eh?
by Zeus is the Lord April 03, 2012
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A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg
by John Koraski August 25, 2020
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Man who wait Penalty to score on party
I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals
I wait for his teammates to do the job and he comes to own the goals
Brother CR7 scored again from the penalty spot in his total goal, we have 40% penalty. Yes it really deserves its name penaldo
by Dataing July 24, 2020
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A statpadder from Juventus known for his diving and penalty scoring skills, Cristiano Penaldo.
he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
he's unbelievably overrated for scoring penalties.
by Lithuania man February 26, 2021
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A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
No 7 has been missing the entire match.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
by KwekuSika April 30, 2021