Guy: I love peggers.

Girl: I just happen to be a winnipeg slut and love to do guys in the bum.

Guy: Awesome, I don't believe in condoms or meaningful sex either.

Girl: You'd fit right in with us up there.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

Let's get some bottles of scotch and have ourselves a pegger.

Let's round up the boys and have a pegger.

That pegger with the braincast was too lit.

"Im a Dirty Pegger"
"Another one of those darn peggers stole tomorrows boxers!!"

-Oi Darren did the phattest pegger in his vt commodore
-You wanna rip down the road and do a pegger?

He is pegger because his wife is not giving him her ass.

Friend: "This cake is awesome!"
Me: "Yup, this cake is peggers"