Bernie: Aye yo you got a cuvie on you?
Gerardo: What the fuck is that, you know I only rock peezers jit.
Bernie: Alright g ima fw you

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.

“Hey did you hear about kenneth joining the Peezers?”
“Bro, you’re late, he’s been in the Peezers.

Yo dude, gotta go get some new peezers. Dropped my last ones in the toilet and I still need to pluck my pubes.
Alright dude, let's go to Walgreens and get some.