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A peert (also known as a "drizzle pop-fizzle") is when someone urinating (either standing or sitting) unintentionally farts and therefore causes bystanders to wonder, "What the fuck was that?"
I was just in the restroom and someone about crapped themselves when they were takin' a piss. Smelled like musk and dead people in there!
by c.d.h October 17, 2004
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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