When you're beating your meat so damn hard that you tear the surrounding penile skin and your penis looks like a peeled banana.
I saw bought Belle Delphine's bath water so I filled a bath and started beating my meat too hard and now I have a Peeled Banana.
by Awooke July 21, 2019
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A term used when someone wears their jacket off both shoulders, leading them to look like a peeled banana.
by Meimeiyang January 03, 2020
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When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat
JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat
by Kdub Billy May 03, 2018
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by Turbro February 15, 2019
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The sexual act in whence a woman fists a man's prostate rapidly until it swells to the size of a watermelon
by The trumpanator September 28, 2017
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a joke so corny that you laugh because of the awkwardness. Said by teachers, especially former physicists. The most legendary but unfunny jokes ever
peele joke:
Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?
Mr. Peele: Can anyone explain the problem on the board?
Class: *silence*
Mr. Peele: *pretends to tap an imaginary microphone* Is this thing on?
by anonymous1101 September 12, 2013
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Guy 1: dude did you go down on your girl last night
Guy 2: yeah but it was so hairy I had to peel her orange if you know what I mean
Guy 2: yeah but it was so hairy I had to peel her orange if you know what I mean
by Peelherorange January 04, 2016
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