“Did you hear John tore his dick when he was peeling a banana?”

yeah baby peel that banana

Q: Hey do you know if Jake is jewish?
A: Naw, I looked over his shoulder at the urinal the other day, and saw him peel the banana

Sam: Hey, when are you and Sarah going to have a baby?
Ben: I don't know. But all she has to do is peel the banana.

Erin: So just peel the banana already! I want to hear all the juicy details of your hookup last night!?!
Jane: Okay... So it all started with Taco Tuesday at his place....

Sarah: So did you and rick ...you know.
Lisa: yeah i Peeled his banana.
Sarah: really??? Dosent peeling the banana mean???
Lisa: yeah.

Peel the banana! *Holds up index, middle, and ring fingers*