A peef is a penis fart, similar to a queef. A queef is to a female as a peef is to a male.

There have been very few recorded incidences of peefs. However, we do know that a peef is both pleasant and painful for the 'peefer'. No incidences of a 'wet peef' have ever been recorded.

On a related note, the peef has much militaristic potential. Theoretically, with the proper enhancements and adjustments, the peef could become powerful enough to replace nuclear warfare.

The male version of a Queef. Physiologically, it is a burst of air which shoots forth from the penis with magnificent force and beauty.

The act of blowing air out of a penis. Similar to the female queef.

The act of farting through one's penis.

A pork and beef hybrid. It’s what is made after a cow and a pig finish fucking.

A mystery to man since the early 1800's, peefs have forever changed the world of gases. Peefing is a voluntary release of gas from the male's penis. The act of "peefing" has also been known to often "shoot out" in somewhat of a machine-gun like fashion. Some scientists have compared "peefing" to the more well-known, but less awesome women's "queef". Many men have also been capturing their own peefs in a "peef box" for generations. This box stores the peef gas for later use. These boxes, not so much anymore, back in the day were passed down from father to son. Peefs are also very convenient in a dutch oven-like situation.

1.The very specific feeling one experiences in the pit of their stomach; a mixture of overwhelming and intense joy and excitement similar to that felt when fangirling or seeing celebrity crushes but a more internal feeling-specifically the emotion not the act of fangirling. Lots of the emotion can be described as a 'peef attack'
2. A descriptive word to show admiration for someone implying that they are perfect not just in appearance but in personality particularly for the person describing them.