Urban Dictionary: Pee Pee

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The pee pee is a beautiful aspect of the universe that has incredible, unrecognized talent. There are many misconceptions that the pee pee is simply a stick that only serves the purpose of deposing of liquid waste within the body, when in reality, it is so much more. It conveys a very beautiful message that is beyond human understanding. Something that is yet to be discovered by man. It has been loosly predicted that in at least 200,000 years, after humans have further evolved that we will finally understand the true meaning behind this majestic piece of evolutionary art we call "the pee pee. "

A fricctard: Woah, pee pees are stupid haha fricc you pee pee head

Intellectual: well, might I remind you that pee pees in fact are one of the most important factors to human existence. We are dependant on the pee pees unmeasurable power, and we own them every ounce of respect within our bodies.

Fricctard: What the actual hell.

by SuckaFatOneuwu April 06, 2019

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Jul 15 Word of the Day

Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.

Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.

by monkeylabor July 14, 2021

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pee pee

The funniest way to describe one's penis, making them sound like a complete ass.

Hey bitch, look at my pee pee.

by blargh shit August 17, 2003

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by I look like a bookshelf October 27, 2019

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pee pee

the best way to say urinate

"teacher?"

"yes, timmy?"

"i went pee pee in my pants''

"good job, timmy! thats another gold star!"

by ty December 13, 2003

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Pee pee

A yellowish liquid substance used to capture the souls of mortals, named after the mortal organ it is taken from.

Now mortal, prepare to go to hell, for i have PEE PEE!

by Darthbubbaaa July 12, 2018

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peepee

penis and/or vagina

when a man and a woman love eachother very much they put their peepees together. then after a while, tadpoles (seman) will come out of the boy's peepee and go into the girl's peepee. and then nine months later a baby will (or might) POP out of the girl's peepee.

and THAT, my friends, is the tale of peepees.

by Cassie FACE! April 08, 2004

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