a dude who gets all drunk, then pisses everywhere known to man

a guy who gets completely wasted, passes out on the couch with his shoes on, and wakes up in the morning without realizing that he peed himself. UNTIL someone else sits on the couch and realizes its wet. They lift up the cushion and find the biggest wet spot known to man.

The man who robs people to steal their poo poo and pee pee.

A man made of of pee pee, and of poo poo. Cousin of slender man. They say if you stand in the toilet and fart three times he appears. He torture's you by reaching up your ass and grabbing your tongue. He folds you inside out, while you lick your ass in the process. Beware the Pee pee poo poo man.

The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.

I am the Pee Pee Poo Poo man.

You won't be laughing when he kills you.