Pedro- Guesses everything.

A gay faggot

A retarded Mexican who thinks he is black and likes little boys

A friendly guy in a van who offers treats such as candy.

Pedro is someone I will never regret having met, he is someone great and very big hearted. Pedro is a very intelligent and cultured guy, he knows how to deal with any kind of person and he usually gets along with everyone. He is a guy with stable principles and his way of thinking stands out from the others. He is the best boyfriend that exists, I can not imagine with another person, because he became someone extremely special to me, Pedro is already a necessity. He is the first one in whom I intend to tell him the things that happen to me, he is someone you can really trust. Pedro is someone who really deserves to be valued by all of us, because he is very thoughtful, protective and attentive. This makes him the best man, boyfriend, son, brother, friend, partner, delegate and student in the world.He is someone strong in every way. Nowadays, his kisses transmit energy, his look, passion, his smile, joy and in his voice I find the tranquility of my days. Pedro is my first and last thought of the day, because already in my veins his essence is found. He is someine very loved by his family an friends, and specialy me.

The shortest kid ever that has never gotten a girl

Diverting the interest of a desirable female away from a competing male, specifically after the competing male had put in a significant amount of time building a rapport with this female.