The name given to mexican stalkers that one might find lurking in the dark corners of Pendleton College, and perhaps Bolton University, unless it decides to stalk its classmates to Salford uni, in which case they shall be thinking 'FML'.

Socially awkward, usually asks 'are you ok?' repeatedly even though you just told it you was fine 30 seconds ago.
Other quotes 'who do we have today'
'what time do we finish today'
'eep'

It also wears the same clothes every single day.

Usually having a conversation with it makes one think you're high because one is like 'what tha fuck'

Doesn't know how an ipod works.

If one finds Pedro Mexico has a romantic partner, chances are the poor thing is about to be pushed under a bus of kept hostage (see: Please Dont Leave Me - Pink).

Resembles Sevurus Snape.

Bullshitter.

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.