EAT SHIT = PEDOPHILE
by PEDOPHILE SHITEATER April 17, 2021
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- "Dave started seeing a 16 year old girl... what a sick fuck"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
- "Well, that's over the age of consent, so I guess it's fine..."
- "Still sick, he's a legal pedophile... But still better than an 18-year old girl dating a fucking 100-year old"
by DruggedBabyPenguin November 26, 2020
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A PEDOPHILE who knows that a phone that was confiscated temporary was done to steal their IDENTITY by removing definitions that were both PEDOPHILE and HOMOSEXUALLY oriented ; perhaps to block anymore definitions from being posted in their ENTIRE CEREBRAL CELL STEAD and to purify THE IDENTITY FILCH.
Well , this TELEPATHIC PEDOPHILE is up to speed and beyond on every new nuance of each and every event experience rotation that occurs.
by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 06, 2021
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A breed of Pedophiles that attempts to argue and normalize pedophilia before eventually molesting you, thus amplifying the guilt you feel towards turning them in.
Person 1: "Yeah, he kept insisting societies outlook on pedophilia is unscientific and based on nonsense. He even tried to say that some girls are "mature" for their age and should decide for themselves".
Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".
Person 2: "Sounds like a Marathon Pedophile".
by bigchungus45 June 22, 2021
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The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.
Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile
Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.
Guy 2: ur child pedophile
Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.
by Redres26 March 28, 2018
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ur dog is pedophile is worse than everything!
by DviDoom March 10, 2018
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