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High end of the pedo food chain. Every other child molester bows down to the formidable force that is Zak and his juvenile loving cock. Do not underestimate his ability to lick the rim of a 12 year old.
by Langfail July 25, 2016
Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015