A women with a bangin bod but shitty personality , so you prop her up and make her look good and Give her a luxurious lifestyle, so that slay banging cooch!!
Bro, That women is basically a pedestal pussy And ya might as well make it a mahogany and leather pedestal the way you spoil her!! It’s just a Cooch!!
by Depressed Schmeat Stick 8 September 08, 2020
When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.
by markolai April 07, 2013
When someone expends way too much energy on something that isn't important, to make make themselves appear above another person.
You have won an argument on the internet, and have spent a lot of time proving your superiority over me... in a thread! Congratulations on your Pyrrhic Pedestal.
by Nartal July 22, 2021