Top definition
A cockblocking guy who is a grade older notice the ped standing for pedofile Jared. See our definition of Jared.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Hey you wanna hang out later.
15 yr-old Girlfriend: Ya maybe
Ped-Jared: We can go in my car.
15 yr-old Boyfriend: Way to be a Ped-Jared Fag. Hang out with girls your own age.
by hometree January 20, 2011
Get the Ped-Jared neck gaiter and mug.
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
Get a brain worms mug for your barber Helena.