A city in Texas near Houston.
It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.
But don't take my word for it.
Often called Land of the Pears.
Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.
It use to have a bunch of pear trees, which were totally eradicated by the unfortunate mishap of the great Galveston Hurricane of whatever that date was.
But don't take my word for it.
Often called Land of the Pears.
Contrary to popular beliefe, Pearland is not gangkster.
PEARLAND has great shopping.
I live in PEARLAND.
There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.
I live in PEARLAND.
There was only one entry for the definition of PEARLAND in urbandictionary.com, so I added one.
by Genine June 12, 2008
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
by mmebs June 13, 2021
A small suburban town. Home to the Pearland Oilers and Dawson Eagles. The Pearland Oilers are 2010 Division 1 5A State Champions and Beat the Trinity Trojans 24-28 . The Oilers are 16-0 , perfect season.
The motto of the Oilers is Plus 1
The motto of the Oilers is Plus 1
Person that is an Oiler:Hey , did you know Pearland won State.
Person that is a Trojan: i hate my life!
Person that is a Trojan: i hate my life!
by champ10' January 01, 2011
city south of houston and home of the original pearland oilers which is better than dawson eagles and any other surrounding football teams / highschools
man were you at the football game friday night ?
yea pearland smoked pasadena 59-0
man pearlands so badass
yea pearland smoked pasadena 59-0
man pearlands so badass
by Jhoandcdawg October 03, 2008
by who is chris September 01, 2004
A really boring town south of Houston. Doesn't actually have pears.
Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!
One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.
Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.
You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c
Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA!
One popular attraction is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant.
Often called The Land of Pears by young residents.
You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to the other side of town to get my boyfriend. :c
"pearland rocks!!! Go eagles!!!"
"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"
"my boyfriend lives too far away :c "
"shut up you've said that 1,000 times"
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