That be when you give some slut a facial when you bust, then she has got jizz all in her eyes.

Note: this only works if your girlfriend wears contacts.

Instead of coming on her face, you come in her contact lenses case, make her put her contacts in the solution, wait the full eight-hour cycle, and then put them on, resulting in stinging and your personal satisfaction.

Noun: When you are having doggie style sex and at the last minute, the male pulls out and cums in his hand. The male then taps the woman on her shoulder. When she turns around, the male hurls his handful of creamy goodness into the woman’s eyes. This will blind her, simulating the same conditions one experiences during a blizzard

That annoying tag that dumbasses like to keep on their sunglasses.