Peanut

A cute person, usually used as a nickname between bestfriends .

Gosh, Sam , you're such a peanut !!(:

by &ithinkiloveyou . April 21, 2011

Peanut

When your pee stream is split in half by a bit of dried semen stuck in your urethra

Ex 1: I woke up this morning to take a piss, and missed the toilet bc I had a peanut
Ex 2: bro when my girlfriend wanted a golden shower last night, she was surprised by a peanut; one for each titty

by Dick toes August 27, 2018

Peanuts

A card high-speed game that is a hybrid of solitaire and Speed.

We all went over to Rosie's place last night for a intense game of Peanuts.

by Minck February 19, 2009

peanut

a small being who contains absolutely no intelligence and annoys the fuck out of every person it can.

Person 1: Hey have you met Ellen?
Person 2:Well i saw it but it was so ugly to look at i turned and ran away
Person 1:what a fucking peanut

by codplayer June 28, 2011

peanut

An affectionate name for a small child or baby

Hey, what're you doing to that peanut?

by VVeedson March 24, 2010

peanuted

when someone pulls on your tie so it goes into a hard to undo knot

hahaha bro you just got peanuted

by The black Daddy May 15, 2019

peanut

Peanut is a word with no real meaning. It can refer to a person, place or thing. Anything you like. It can be taken as an insult or as a compliment.

Yashi - She is definitely peanut.

Debra - definitely.

by Peanut<3whiskers March 27, 2009