payne - a person with an incredibly deceiving smile

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

My definition of the word Payne, is: Payne is a guy, with a great personality, that doesn’t get what he deserves. He has always been there for us, but what most people return to him, is hate. He has the most amazing smile, and nobody notices that, because all they do is hate. Payne was in a band, called One Direction. He was just as apart of that band, as the rest of them were. It’s all 5 of them, or none. If anyone feels that he didn’t deserve to be in that, your so wrong. And down there, the photo, is him, with his beautiful smile, and his cuteness.

A sexy best w/ a huge cock. All girls want him, all boys wat to be him. He is smart, cool, and funny. Having him as a friend or to date him is an acheivement!

A extremely rich family with British history.

"Pulling a Payne" refers to an astounding golf shot as a reference to Payne Stewart, the professional golfer.

This is often followed up by a series of odd or distasteful dancing in an effort to mock or otherwise humiliate the defeated person or persons.

This can often be accompanied with continued mocking of the person's values, beliefs, or past actions.

This is then followed with the distribution of ridiculous and often inexplicable nicknames

a person who means the most in a another person's life and who is obsessed with Harry Potter. A person who you talk about anything to and who makes you laugh at the top of your voice. In general, a man-eating seductress. :)