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1. (noun) an alternative spelling for pain to signify mental pain stemming from frustration or irritation
2. (noun) a person with an incredibly deceiving smile
3. (noun) bitch
1. Oh my goodness this is such a huge payne!
2. I used to think he was a nice guy, but then I realized he's just a Payne.
3. Yo Payne get me a sandwich - and do my homework.
by CoolMitchinstien23 January 30, 2009
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A very controlling actually insecure man who seeks to gradually gain control over his wife by slowly but surely turning her against her family and friends with his narcissistic judgement and criticisms of everyone but himself. In his perfect world he will have her all to himself. No distractions.
That guy is becoming more and more like the dude on Sleeping With The Enemy every day. He must be a Payne.
by likeimgonnatellu July 10, 2006
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A modern day Dorian Gray. His smile holds dark secrets. He says little but conveys his charm thru a glance or a grimace. He’s as attractive as he is clever, tall blonde Nordic, but he takes likes he was raised on the mean streets of Linden. Despite the danger people are drawn to his charm (Dorian-esqe quality). He turns it on for a pic and is well known for his philanthropic work in the community.
You could never be a Payne, that guy has it all. He’s at every party always with a blonde fussing over him, paying his way, he’s just a boss.
by Jessie’s Girl September 05, 2019
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CALEB" CAiRO" PAYNE; BORN CALViNA MARY NUGUE PAYNE; 21 NOVEMBER 1991. IS AN AMERICAN OCCULTIST, NOVELIST,POET, PAINTER,SEAMTRESS,BARBER,CEREMONIAL MAGICIAN, PRODIGY, ARTISTIC,GENiUS BORN SCHOLAR, ROYAL BLOODLINE , HISTORIAN, JOURNALIST, URBAN ALCHEMIST, BABY ALBERT EINTEiN, PROPHET SIGN; HE FOUND THE NEW AND TRUE RELIGION CALEBiZM, IDENTIFYING HIMSELF AS THE PROHET ENTRUSTED WITH GUIDING HUMANITY INTO NEW DAY OF NEW AGE WORLD FROM ANCIENT CHRISTIANITY RECORDED MANY DECADES B.C

;No PAYNE No GAiN"
N0 PAYNE N0 GAIN ..MAYNE
by DONALD.PAYNE.IN.THE.TRUMP October 29, 2020
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Payne is beautiful, kind, strong, and friendly. If your name is Payne you can overcome any pain life throws at you
Payne can be a shortened version of the name Paynevere
by Payneyyyy March 25, 2020
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Payne is very beautiful, kind, intelligent. If your name is Payne you can overcome any pain life throws at you. Payne is the kind of person who sees the world for what it really is. Payne can only really love someone she can be herself around. The name Payne is special and unique for a special and unique person.
Payne can also be a shortened version of Paynevere, Paynette, and Payna.
by Payneyyyy March 25, 2020
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A two faced liar that cheats on his wife.

He Hates women but can't live without them. He is a punk and has a small penis. He steals from his friends and never contributes to the party. He's a user and a looser. His truck is in his mom's name. He's a want-a-be, anything but a Payne. He is just like his father, a perverted man hire. He's indigent and weak minded. Cunt is his favorite description for any woman who
won't play the pitiful game he calls

"LIFE". He is a Self Righteous, Narsisitic,
Lonely, excuse for a human being.
The Payne took all the money to gamble on Keno.
by LMAOatU November 22, 2017
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