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A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.
Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!
Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.
Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.
Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
by Kapow! June 12, 2008
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A payday loan is when you get an advance on your paycheck and pay it back with interest on payday. Generally this interest is 15%. Payday loans are set up to automatically pay themselves back because you post-date a check when you get the loan. If you get to the point where you are getting payday loans from other places to pay back the first payday loan, you are fucked. Payday loans should be avoided at all costs, as they fuck you in the long run. Many states have laws against certain payday loan practices.
Dude 1: Dude, come to the concert with us, it's payday!
Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.
Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
Dude 2: Dude, I can't, I have to pay back these payday loans.
Dude 1: Dude, just get another one.
Dude 2: Oh yeah! Then I'll have money until next payday!
by Kapow! June 10, 2008
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A loan that is basically required in order to afford all the DLC a game offers.
Derived from the ungodly amount of DLC and microtransactions in Payday The Heist/Payday 2.
Derived from the ungodly amount of DLC and microtransactions in Payday The Heist/Payday 2.
"Hey man, how's that game going?"
"Not great, I had to take out a Payday loan. But I finally got the ULTIMATEDESTRUKOR9000 to beat that mission!"
"Not great, I had to take out a Payday loan. But I finally got the ULTIMATEDESTRUKOR9000 to beat that mission!"
by AsymmetricalTesical October 21, 2017
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unlawful sexual intercourse or any other sexual penetration of the vagina, anus, or mouth of another person, with or without force, by a sex organ, other body part, or foreign object, without the consent of the victim.
2.
statutory rape.
3.
an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation:
the rape of the countryside.
4.
Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.
2.
statutory rape.
3.
an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation:
the rape of the countryside.
4.
Archaic. the act of seizing and carrying off by force.
my payday loan RAPED me.
by dr.derka August 13, 2015