Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
Wow my uncle Dick is always coming over, and paxtoning on me.
by Steven Earps April 10, 2007
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Paxton is a very smart, intelligent, athletic, faithful guy who will never give up on you. His penis is quiet large and is admired by the ladies. He can have any girl he wants, though when in love is completely faithful to her, never cheating.
Paxton: I’ll come to your house percy when I get done with my workouts and bible study
by B- dog June 13, 2018
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An unique name for an unique person. Means 'Peaceful Town'. Paxtons are good-hearted and fun-loving. They are trustworthy, dependable friends with sensitive souls. Will go out of their way to avoid hurting someone's feelings. Usually very bright, but not show-offs. Might not be the most popular ones in the crowd, but are reliable and loyal lifelong friends to a lucky few.
"You can always count on Paxton to be there for you."
by bestbuddy411 February 02, 2010
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Paxton is a man know for a legendary huge dick, also Paxton's are amazing kissers and all girl want Paxton's Dick.

Basically the freshest nigga God made

Boy: Paxton stole my girlfriend

Friend: Well Paxton has a huge dick, so she'll be good
Girl: Paxton's dick is so big!!
by Jdhdjdbdj November 25, 2013
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The cutest boy you will meet. Funny,amazing,cutest smile!! Glasses but very popular. Likes fortnite wayyyy to much. Paxton likes the beauty in girls. Everyone loves paxton. Every girl has the biggest crush on him. He can be the best boyfriend ever. When you have a paxton in your life, you’re lucky
Paxton is the hottest boy💛
by someoneverycute October 15, 2018
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Paxtons are usually annoying, but only want to be noticed. They hate their ideas stolen and are nightmares once you're on their bad side. They will be patient with people for a while, and tend to avoid hurting others feelings directly. They hate BEING annoying aswell. They are often quite creative and enjoy being in their own world. Tend to be stuck between fake confidence and extreme anxiety. Typically introverted, but once familiar they will talk your ear off. Quite smart, and will correct you if you're wrong. May come off as blunt. Tend to accept negative things.
"Paxton, you're a bitch."

"Ha. Yeah. Your point?"
by Tanukii August 06, 2018
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to paxton- v. to ram another vehicle off the road; to invade another's lane on the highway with intent to kill.
Did you see that! He just got paxtoned!
by Huberton March 22, 2007
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